by Nathan Logan

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Apricot shampoo holding a hostage nose.

Polka dot bra getting exercise in a raincoat.

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I say I hate my cell phone
and everyone has an opinion about it.

I look to “spice up” my sex life
and Julie points me to the Jelly Doughnut Chatroom on AOL.

She has the wrong idea about me.

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Come have sex at my apartment and you can get all the hugs you want.

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